Let’s Keep It Simple Okay

In order to proliferate my conjectures in a more discernable manner, I have decided to become obsequious.

Forgot

I was going to post a blog, but then I forgot what I was going to post, so I guess I am not going to post a blog. But, then again, since I am posting this, stating that I am not going to post it, I am actually posting a blog. Actually I am just killing time before I do my nest task here at the Super Super 8. I am learning that motel people are rare and strange breed. They stay up until 3AM to call the front desk and ask for a wake up call at 5AM. I guess that is a way feeling important, but if you were really important you would be sleeping and getting enough rest so you could do your job? I don't know. I am not that important, I guess. Not that I want to be, or that there is anything wrong with that. Another thing about motel people. They all expect it to be completely quiet at night. Well guess what? People come and go at all hours of the day and night at motels and there will always be noise. And another thing, I am not the cable TV fairy! If the cable is out, I do not have a magic wand to wave and get it working again. And if the cable is out here, it is out everywhere! And why are they up at 4:30 in the morning watching TV? What could possibly be on at that time? Reruns of Chico and the Man??!!! I mean, we all love Freddie Prince, but just like Elvis he is gone. Let it go!!! Well, like I said I am not going to post a blog at this time, because I forgot what I was going to say. laterzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

How dare you accuse me!!!

Once someone, we will not divulge who, accused me of being smart! This gave me the thought that I should take up acting. I figured if I could make this person think I was smart, then maybe I could fool a lot of people at the same time. Isn't that what acting is all about? Making people think you're someone else, when actually you are not? Acting however is not as easy as you think. Sure it is easy to "act a fool" and it would be easy if all you had to do was "act naturally", but there are a lot of techniques and devices needed to be mastered to successfully pull of the acting gig. What do you do with your hands when someone else has the diaologue and you are just standing in the background? What would you do in a real life situation? Funny, but at the time, you can't remember and you can't just be natural, because then you are not acting! So I guess acting will not be my calling, although I was the star in both plays in the 7th and 8th grade which recieved 1st place in competitions.

Which brings me back to the person who accused me of being smart. What the heck were they thinking? Sure, I show signs of intellegence from time to time, but the police usually stop and tell me to take them down. (false advertising?) I can assure you of one thing, I am not that smart. I am blessed and lucky to be alive and have the wonderful wife I have, but definitely not that smart.

If I give you advice, it is probably the best thing to take it with a grain of salt. Of course that is advice in itself, so I don't know what you can do with it? You are better off just doing what most people do and don't listen to a word I say. As a matter of fact I think I might start doing that myself. But then, who would I listen to.... laterzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I was sitting, in deep contemplation................. then I fell asleep...... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

If I Had a Hammer

If I had a hammer,............. wait a minute! I do have a hammer. Never mind.

Officially Moving

We are officially moving on July 21st to the wonderful confines of the Hyatt-Waldorff-Super8 off Papermill Rd in beautiful west Knoxville. With any luch we will get a room with a view of the expressway! Emie and I will be packing for the next two weeks, dividing up what will go into storage and what we will take with us to the room. We both hope and pray it will be just the thing to get us back on our feet. Emie will still concentrate on her school, but may also work part time at the hotel. I am working 7 nights a week for a while and that will help get some things paid off quicker, then we are going to put as much money in the bank as we can. Hey, we have a pool and a hot tub and fitness center and I can walk to work. With the price of gas these days, that is a great savings. It took $44 to fill up my little Nissan Sentra, but a tank should last about a month, since we will only be using the car to get Em to school and go shopping. Well, that is my update for now. If I am slow at work tonight I may have some more words of wisdom to share. laterzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Boys Like Girls

Okay is it Boys LIKE Girls or is it Boys Like GIRLS? Some or these bands names are so confusing. What ever happened to those good ole band names like Cruise Control and Strayer? No question about those, no controversy. Styx made you think. Why did they mispell the word? Ahh they were historians. Styx is an river in some ancient history book. REO Speedwagon, The Eagles those are good solid names. I guess they ran out of the good ones. Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies? Gimme a break! laterzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz