Good Morning Americans and now.....

More news!!!!

Page 13 1/7 - Brett Favre seems to have changed his mind again! He has not shown up for training camp and apparently has not even sent the letter to the commish asking to be reinstated. On a side note, the Waffle House now is offering a new football shaped waffle, called............ you guessed it..... the Favre!

Page 21 3/5 - Have you noticed how most of the news these days around college and professional football are focused more on indescreasions off the field than they are on actual football. Does this mean that the 1 sport in America has lost it's appeal? With players more interested in scoring big dollars than touchdowns are they actually devalueating the very vehicle they are trying to bilk for as much as they can? We asked third down specialist running back Alikah Mormony if the focus was shifting from the game to the bling, but he withheld his answer because he was holding out for a larger fee for the interview. Go capitalism!!!!

Page 36 24/34 - Jessica Simpson is trying to change musical genres to country music. At one of her concerts concert goers booed her as she was singing. Some saying she was not country. In my book anyone who can fill out daisy dukes like her can be anything she wants.

And that'sss the news ...... good day and laterzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Successfully moved in

Well today we successfully moved in the Super Super 8. That's right a room with a single suite with a view of I-40!We are walking in high cotton!! We had some problem establishing a wireless conection, but the asst mgr here told me we should have a cable internet connection in our room, so I will check that out later today after I get off. That's it for now, just keeping everyone posted on what is going on. And by the way, family discount for rooms is $31.39 per night total. laterzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

The New Vagabond

Today I saw a man in tattered clothes, standing on the exit ramp of the expressway with a sign that read: "Will work for internet access with a download of World of Warcraft"

Originally posted 7/18/2008

The therapeutic value of blogging

I heard on the John Tesh radio show that there are therapeutic plusses to being a blogger. So if you are feeling depressed, then hit the blogs. Blogging is a good place to air your feelings, as well as getting positive feedback from your viewers. Maybe that is why I am such a well-adjusted, level-headed kind of guy.

I also like to look at my blogs as a good source of valuabe information that can be used in every aspect of life. I am, in fact, a pillar in the blogging infrastructure, that without, I do not believe the entire blog system would be able to stand. I humbly decline offers for awards for my blogging, as it would deminish the value of my work as looking as though it was self-serving. (Of course all monitary donations will be accepted. Please send small bills to this email address.) My reward is being able to spread the knowledge and wisdom I have accumulated through the years, to enrich others. laterzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Clarification

I would like to make a clarification to a statement made in a previous post on 07/18/2008.

"I humbly decline offers for awards for my blogging, as it would deminish the value of my work as looking as though it was self-serving. (Of course all monitary donations will be accepted. Please send small bills to this email address.)"

I would like to thank Lorainne L. of Newark NJ for sending me her small electric bill of $23.79 and Bill F. of Farmington IO for his small medical bill of $56.32. I must apologize to Sven J. of Germany, but I can't convert to Deutche Marks. The fact is, when I was asking for small bills, I meant $1.00, $5.00, $10.00 and $20.00 bills to be sent to me. ( I would even accept 50's but will have to use that marker thingy to make sure they are not conterfiet.) I do ask everyone to keep their generosity down to under $10,000 as I would like to stay under the radar of the IRS. laterzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

This offer not applicable in states where it is against the law. Some donations may be tax deductable, depending on how willing you are to lie to the IRS. Recipient will deny ever receiving funds if asked by certain governing officials. Have a nice day and would you like fries with that?

Confused

I was going to do an update on moving day, but am not sure how to count the days. You see, I am moving on the 22nd and today is the 19th, so do I say 3 days until moving day and include the actual day, or do I say 2 days until moving day since the actual moving day would be 0 days? This is throwing off my whole packing scheme and making a mess of me sleep patterns, as I wil be taking off Monday night to move on Tuesday, but then will the be 1 day to moving day or 2? I will research this and hopefully get back on schedule. laterzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

The therapeutic value of blogging

I heard on the John Tesh radio show that there are therapeutic plusses to being a blogger. So if you are feeling depressed, then hit the blogs. Blogging is a good place to air your feelings, as well as getting positive feedback from your viewers. Maybe that is why I am such a well-adjusted, level-headed kind of guy.

I also like to look at my blogs as a good source of valuabe information that can be used in every aspect of life. I am, in fact, a pillar in the blogging infrastructure, that without, I do not believe the entire blog system would be able to stand. I humbly decline offers for awards for my blogging, as it would deminish the value of my work as looking as though it was self-serving. (Of course all monitary donations will be accepted. Please send small bills to this email address.) My reward is being able to spread the knowledge and wisdom I have accumulated through the years, to enrich others. laterzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Brett Favre

Okay... nobody is to talk to Brett Farve..... nobody is to listen to Brett Favre..... and no more articles about Brett Favre!! If we ignore him, maybe he will go away. laterzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Official Moving Date Moved

This is an official annnouncement that our moving day has been moved from July 21 to July 22 in order to celebrate the national holiday of Robert Margis' birthday at The Robert Margis Birthday Bash!!!

The celebration will include live bands The Eagles, Styx and REO Speedwagon along with free food and beer for everyone, and Charddonay for Robert's mother, the famed painter, Dawn Margis. Fireworks will commence at midnight, we don't give a dang if anyone is sleeping. (This is after all, Robert Margis' Birthday) All businesses will be officially closed at 5:00PM July 21 and all day July 22, to allow everyone to recouperate. (Except Kroger, they have to be open in case we run out of beer and Robert's Uncle Bart is pissed at them for firing him) So come one, come all to the Big Robert Margis Birthday Bash. See you there!!!! laterzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Good Morning Americans, and now.... the news!!

Page 37 1/2 - In France, Angelina Jolie gave birth to twins, a boy and girl. The whole world was perplexed as to why she named the boy Knox and the girl Vivienne. Who cares? Doesn't everyone know there is more important news in the football world?

Page 33 1/3 - Brett Favre has announce he will now hold his breath and stomp his feet until his face turns blue if the Green Bay Packers won't let him start as the quarterback this season. He has been reported as saying the Packers are a bunch of meanie weanies with cooties and has threatened to give each of them a wet willie if they don't let him have his way.

Page 86.99 - Gas prices seem to be going up.

That's all Americans................... Good day

Let’s Keep It Simple Okay

In order to proliferate my conjectures in a more discernable manner, I have decided to become obsequious.

Forgot

I was going to post a blog, but then I forgot what I was going to post, so I guess I am not going to post a blog. But, then again, since I am posting this, stating that I am not going to post it, I am actually posting a blog. Actually I am just killing time before I do my nest task here at the Super Super 8. I am learning that motel people are rare and strange breed. They stay up until 3AM to call the front desk and ask for a wake up call at 5AM. I guess that is a way feeling important, but if you were really important you would be sleeping and getting enough rest so you could do your job? I don't know. I am not that important, I guess. Not that I want to be, or that there is anything wrong with that. Another thing about motel people. They all expect it to be completely quiet at night. Well guess what? People come and go at all hours of the day and night at motels and there will always be noise. And another thing, I am not the cable TV fairy! If the cable is out, I do not have a magic wand to wave and get it working again. And if the cable is out here, it is out everywhere! And why are they up at 4:30 in the morning watching TV? What could possibly be on at that time? Reruns of Chico and the Man??!!! I mean, we all love Freddie Prince, but just like Elvis he is gone. Let it go!!! Well, like I said I am not going to post a blog at this time, because I forgot what I was going to say. laterzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

How dare you accuse me!!!

Once someone, we will not divulge who, accused me of being smart! This gave me the thought that I should take up acting. I figured if I could make this person think I was smart, then maybe I could fool a lot of people at the same time. Isn't that what acting is all about? Making people think you're someone else, when actually you are not? Acting however is not as easy as you think. Sure it is easy to "act a fool" and it would be easy if all you had to do was "act naturally", but there are a lot of techniques and devices needed to be mastered to successfully pull of the acting gig. What do you do with your hands when someone else has the diaologue and you are just standing in the background? What would you do in a real life situation? Funny, but at the time, you can't remember and you can't just be natural, because then you are not acting! So I guess acting will not be my calling, although I was the star in both plays in the 7th and 8th grade which recieved 1st place in competitions.

Which brings me back to the person who accused me of being smart. What the heck were they thinking? Sure, I show signs of intellegence from time to time, but the police usually stop and tell me to take them down. (false advertising?) I can assure you of one thing, I am not that smart. I am blessed and lucky to be alive and have the wonderful wife I have, but definitely not that smart.

If I give you advice, it is probably the best thing to take it with a grain of salt. Of course that is advice in itself, so I don't know what you can do with it? You are better off just doing what most people do and don't listen to a word I say. As a matter of fact I think I might start doing that myself. But then, who would I listen to.... laterzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I was sitting, in deep contemplation................. then I fell asleep...... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

If I Had a Hammer

If I had a hammer,............. wait a minute! I do have a hammer. Never mind.

Officially Moving

We are officially moving on July 21st to the wonderful confines of the Hyatt-Waldorff-Super8 off Papermill Rd in beautiful west Knoxville. With any luch we will get a room with a view of the expressway! Emie and I will be packing for the next two weeks, dividing up what will go into storage and what we will take with us to the room. We both hope and pray it will be just the thing to get us back on our feet. Emie will still concentrate on her school, but may also work part time at the hotel. I am working 7 nights a week for a while and that will help get some things paid off quicker, then we are going to put as much money in the bank as we can. Hey, we have a pool and a hot tub and fitness center and I can walk to work. With the price of gas these days, that is a great savings. It took $44 to fill up my little Nissan Sentra, but a tank should last about a month, since we will only be using the car to get Em to school and go shopping. Well, that is my update for now. If I am slow at work tonight I may have some more words of wisdom to share. laterzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Boys Like Girls

Okay is it Boys LIKE Girls or is it Boys Like GIRLS? Some or these bands names are so confusing. What ever happened to those good ole band names like Cruise Control and Strayer? No question about those, no controversy. Styx made you think. Why did they mispell the word? Ahh they were historians. Styx is an river in some ancient history book. REO Speedwagon, The Eagles those are good solid names. I guess they ran out of the good ones. Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies? Gimme a break! laterzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz